Thursday, September 25, 2008

An Autumn Update

Given how bad I am at keeping in touch with my nearest and dearest, perhaps there's a few people wondering what I'm up to here in Estonia. Then again perhaps there's not! But here's an attempt to let the world know what I'm doing either way.

For those who came in late... I took a something of a leap of faith earlier in the year, arranged daily tours for my company, hired a mini bus, printed some brochures and crossed my fingers. To cut a long story short it all worked out pretty well, people paid me to show them different parts of Estonia, and I think I learned a lot so that even more will do the same next year. All in all I see it as a really good expansion of my humble little business and a building block for the future.

I was working six or seven days a week over the summer, and kept myself going with the knowledge that tourism here is a seasonal business and that I would have plenty of time to relax during cooler times. So now that time has come and I am bored already! I have returned the bus, the phone has stopped ringing and I have lots of free time which I am examing ways of wasting.

One thing which I would like to do is improve my Estonian, so I've been thinking about taking some private lessons. Because I'm heading back to Australia I can't complete a full class as I have in the past, so individual lessons are my only option. However I've been amazed to learn that private lessons can be as much as 500 Crowns (A$50 an hour). And to make matters worse that's an academic hour, which is the equivilent of 45 minutes on planet earth. So someone wants to make north of a dollar a minute to help me learn Estonian. This in a country where nurses make about $15,000 a year. I have calculated that a langage teacher could work a standard business week and earn close to $150,000 a year. Now I realise that it's not as straight forward as that, they can't teach people back to back and they dont get all the money themselves etc etc. Still, it's not as though its hard to find someone who speaks both Estonian and Englsih in this country. If I wanted to learn Swahili or Pashtun then I'd happlily fork out 500 Crowns an hour, but I don't. So I am on the hunt for a more cost effective option of studying Eesti Keel. If I fail then I'll be looking for something else to fill in my time, you'll probably be bombarded with more pointless blog posts!

In any case, tell your boss that you are now working academic hours, and that you'll need to be paid 25% more, or work 25% less. Let me know how you get on.

Monday, September 22, 2008

An Estonian Spy Story

Like every loser with a BA, I've always thought that one day I would write a novel. The unfortunate fact is that I've read too many John le Carré novels, and since I moved to Estonia I've convinced myself that I could write some Le Carré style spy story set in Soviet Estonia. However there are just two problems. I can't write to save myself, and not a lot of interesting events of espionage occurred in Estonia during the cold war (or at least I haven't heard of any). Not that I'm the kind of person to let reality get in the way of my illusions of grandeur, but I think it's time to admit defeat. Or is it...

It seems that perhaps there is a culture of spying in Estonia that I can be inspired by. A breaking story has just emerged about how a former senior official in the defence ministry sold secrets to another country. The general consensus is that that country is Russia. Who else would want them!!! So, keep a look out on Amazon for Andrew Meek's great debut.

Oh hang on, I forgot that I still have no literary talent. Kurat! I guess my less than literary rants will have to remain confined to this blog!!